Bring it old school…
He’s so young here!
Prettiest girl at the party
This is far more dramatic than it needs to be.
Doesn’t everyone go out for ice cream in their gold encrusted dresses?
*Insert phallic joke here.*
Nommmm, fresh from the garden.
Ten points to McDonalds….
Wait, can we just pause for a moment and revel in the glory of this picture?